From the Toy Viking review:
"This filthy plant that is thriving in the water from the Devil's urinal has cut me open and shared whatever yuck it was harboring with my blood stream. Having just watched hours worth of parasitic creatures that nearly killed people under similar circumstances I am internally freaking out."
Also from his review:
"If this figure is giving you wacky flashbacks from your childhood you should probably first make sure you're not on drugs."
And that, folks, is why I sent Chris a Muckoid.
Or buy him another colorway here, you cheap bastard!