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Christmas Shipping Cutoffs

Here are the ordering cutoff dates for Christmas shipping (2020):

USA:

  • Up to 7AM on Dec 17: OK to choose any ship method.
  • Dec 19: Choose USPS Priority Mail, Express Mail, or UPS/Fedex Express
  • Dec 20: Choose an express service ONLY
  • Dec 21: You waited too long. Choose Overnight ONLY and pray. No guarantee.
  • Dec 22: Just tell the recipient that their gift will be late.
  • Dec 23: Dude, come on.

INTERNATIONAL:

  • Up to 7AM on Dec 3: Choose any ship method and pray that your local customs office doesn't delay the package. No guarantees.
  • Dec 10: USPS First Class Mail cutoff: pray that your local customs office doesn't delay the package. No guarantees.
  • Dec 13: USPS Priority Mail cutoff: pray that your local customs office doesn't delay the package. No guarantees.
  • Dec 17: Fedex or DHL cutoff: pray that your local customs office doesn't delay the package. No guarantees.
  • Dec 19: Choose OVERNIGHT Fedex or DHL and pray that your local customs office doesn't delay the package. No guarantees.
  • Dec 20: Package will probably arrive after Christmas unless you're in Canada (our warehouse is in Michigan so Canada has a shorter travel time)

FINE PRINT:

Obviously, the above dates apply to IN STOCK ITEMS ONLY! We cannot make Preorder items arrive in time for Christmas. Please read the items description carefully.

If you do not see the word PREORDER in the title, the item is in stock and ready to ship.

If there is a huge PREORDER in the title of the item, then the item IS NOT IN STOCK and WILL NOT SHIP in time for Christmas.

International shipping is unreliable due to customs offices, COVID, etc. Order in the beginning of December to be safe. We do not guarantee the arrival of ANY INTERNATIONAL PACKAGES before Christmas because what happens outside of the USA is beyond our control.

We will NOT offer any refunds if your package arrives too late for Christmas.

Email us for guidance if you have questions.